The Answer Man
by J. Boyer
“Lollipop” is the longest word you can type with your right hand alone. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
On average, a pizza can arrive at your home in half the time it takes an ambulance. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
You can make change for the Euro dollar in 293 ways. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Suicide attempts in prison are most likely at two points, just after the prisoner enters confinement, just before his release. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Men in the Taliban use their bare hands rather than toilet paper, generally the right one—but think women are unclean. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I practiced self-abuse as a child. Sometimes three or four times in half as many hours. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
DORMITORY and DIRTY ROOM are anagrams for one another. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I was raised by Ursuline nuns in an orphanage. As punishment, they cut off my hand, the right one. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
An American dollar bill withstands all known human strength. On a flat surface, it cannot be folded more than thirty-four times. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
The taller nun pinned my arm to the table while the shorter one went to the hearth for a hatchet. Two criss-crossed strokes. It was over in a flash. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
A lightning bolt is ten times hotter than the surface of the sun. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
There’s a mirror on the ceiling of this booth. I’m looking down your blouse. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Shakespeare only uses the letter X in one of his plays—Xanthippe, a woman’s name in The Taming Of The Shrew. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I can type the word “lollipop” with my right hand alone. Here, I’m typing it now. Get up on your toes and you’ll see. I was lying about the hatchet. Nuns really are twisted though. They called the Boy’s Wing of the building the Dirty Room. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
The dot of the lower-case I is called a “tittle.” Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Lean toward me now. That’s it. Great tittles.
by J. Boyer
“Lollipop” is the longest word you can type with your right hand alone. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
On average, a pizza can arrive at your home in half the time it takes an ambulance. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
You can make change for the Euro dollar in 293 ways. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Suicide attempts in prison are most likely at two points, just after the prisoner enters confinement, just before his release. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Men in the Taliban use their bare hands rather than toilet paper, generally the right one—but think women are unclean. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I practiced self-abuse as a child. Sometimes three or four times in half as many hours. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
DORMITORY and DIRTY ROOM are anagrams for one another. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I was raised by Ursuline nuns in an orphanage. As punishment, they cut off my hand, the right one. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
An American dollar bill withstands all known human strength. On a flat surface, it cannot be folded more than thirty-four times. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
The taller nun pinned my arm to the table while the shorter one went to the hearth for a hatchet. Two criss-crossed strokes. It was over in a flash. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
A lightning bolt is ten times hotter than the surface of the sun. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
There’s a mirror on the ceiling of this booth. I’m looking down your blouse. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Shakespeare only uses the letter X in one of his plays—Xanthippe, a woman’s name in The Taming Of The Shrew. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
I can type the word “lollipop” with my right hand alone. Here, I’m typing it now. Get up on your toes and you’ll see. I was lying about the hatchet. Nuns really are twisted though. They called the Boy’s Wing of the building the Dirty Room. Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
The dot of the lower-case I is called a “tittle.” Thank you for asking the Answer Man.
Lean toward me now. That’s it. Great tittles.
