Career Day in Third Grade
Mike Wilson
To succeed in the business, she said,
all a girl needs
is a bottle of lube and a smile
but a guy, well, a guy
has to get it up
keep it up
and fire on demand
and if he messes up
we have to shoot the scene again
and everybody’s pissed
because we miss lunch
and nobody likes
to miss lunch.
I whispered
Whose Mommy is this?
Mike Wilson
To succeed in the business, she said,
all a girl needs
is a bottle of lube and a smile
but a guy, well, a guy
has to get it up
keep it up
and fire on demand
and if he messes up
we have to shoot the scene again
and everybody’s pissed
because we miss lunch
and nobody likes
to miss lunch.
I whispered
Whose Mommy is this?